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  Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

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  What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

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  When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

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  Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

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  Why do psychics ask your name?

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  At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

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  My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.

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  A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

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  What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

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  If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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  Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

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  Deja moo! I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago.

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  Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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  "What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.

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  Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

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