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- 1Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
- 2You can't have everything...where would you put it?
- 3Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
- 4What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
- 5Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
- 6Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'.
- 7Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
- 8God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- 9If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
- 10They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump.
- 11The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
- 12My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.
- 13Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- 14Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
- 15"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.