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- 1God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 2Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
- 3Hotel brochure, Italy: THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
- 4A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- 5Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."
- 6If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
- 7Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
- 8Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
- 9Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
- 10Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.
- 11Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
- 12When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
- 13Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- 14If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
- 15If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?