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- 1Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell.
- 2I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- 3I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- 4If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
- 5Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- 6A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: SITE OF JUMPING UMBRELLA.
- 7Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- 8The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- 9If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.
- 10When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
- 11Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
- 12If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 13I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- 14Life is just a game, but atleast the graphics are awesome!
- 15On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.