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- 190% of all statistics are made up.
- 2If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
- 3"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce
- 4SL_T. All I need is U.
- 5They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.
- 6Do they bury people with their braces on?
- 7Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
- 8Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
- 9How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- 10I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
- 11I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
- 12"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.
- 13Why can't donuts be square?
- 14Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
- 15I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.