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- 1A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
- 2How fast do hotcakes sell?
- 3Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
- 4Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- 5Money is not the only thing, it's everything.
- 6Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- 7The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- 8Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
- 9Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
- 10Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
- 11You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
- 12Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- 13If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
- 14In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
- 15On the other hand... you have different fingers.