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- 1Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
- 2Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
- 3Hotel brochure, Italy: THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
- 4The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.
- 5I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
- 6The translation of the Ethnic Minorities Park in Beijing for a long time was RACIST PARK.
- 7I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- 8Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- 9If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.
- 10What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
- 11Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
- 12At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
- 13A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
- 14The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- 15Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?