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- 1Velcro - what a rip off!
- 2If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
- 3I don't get older. I level up.
- 4You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.
- 5Movie The English Patient mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Don't Ask Me Who I Am."
- 6When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
- 7I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- 8Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- 9Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
- 10I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- 11I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- 12Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- 13Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
- 14Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- 15Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.