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- 1What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- 2Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
- 3Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
- 4Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
- 5I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- 6Translated from Japanese to English and included in the instructions for a soap bubble gun: WHILE SOLUTION IS NOT TOXIC IT WILL NOT MAKE CHILD EDIBLE.
- 7If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
- 8If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- 9Sign over the information booth in a Beijing railroad station: QUESTION AUTHORITY
- 10Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
- 11At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
- 12I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
- 13Velcro - what a rip off!
- 14If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
- 15Why do psychics ask your name?