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- 1Airport Toilets, Denmark It is free to wash yours hands, but use of the wash for other purposes 5 Dkr.
- 2I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas just absolutely awesome!
- 3Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
- 4Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
- 5If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
- 6What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
- 7What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- 8He was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
- 9Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- 10Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
- 11I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
- 12On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
- 13In an East African newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
- 14"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.
- 15What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?