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- 1Notice at a Public Bar: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT'S CLOSED - Manager
- 2An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
- 3Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- 4Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
- 5In a cementery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
- 6You could park a bike on that bum.
- 7Airline office: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
- 8Can a black person join the kkk?
- 9I don't get older. I level up.
- 10The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
- 11Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
- 12"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain.
- 13I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- 14Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- 15Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.