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- 1Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
- 2Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
- 3How fast do hotcakes sell?
- 4Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless.
- 5In an East African newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
- 6I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
- 7What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
- 8You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
- 9When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
- 10Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
- 11The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- 12Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
- 13Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- 14They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump.
- 15If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?