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- 1The translation of the Ethnic Minorities Park in Beijing for a long time was RACIST PARK.
- 2Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."
- 3Velcro - what a rip off!
- 4Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
- 5Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.
- 6Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- 7Dry cleaner's Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.
- 8Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'.
- 9What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- 10I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- 11Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
- 12I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
- 13If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
- 14If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 15Airport Toilets, Denmark It is free to wash yours hands, but use of the wash for other purposes 5 Dkr.