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- 1I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- 2This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
- 3Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
- 4The translation of the Ethnic Minorities Park in Beijing for a long time was RACIST PARK.
- 5e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
- 6Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- 7Airline office: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
- 8"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.
- 9What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
- 10How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
- 11Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.
- 12Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- 13How fast do hotcakes sell?
- 14How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
- 15How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.