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- 1Dry cleaner's Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.
- 2In an East African newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
- 3You could park a bike on that bum.
- 4If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
- 5Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- 6Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."
- 7If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
- 8The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- 9How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
- 10I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- 11Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
- 12Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
- 13Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
- 14If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
- 15Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?