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- 1e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
- 2Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
- 3On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
- 4Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- 5Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
- 6If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
- 7If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- 8What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- 9Hotel lobby, Bucharest: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
- 10Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
- 11Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- 12In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
- 13I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- 14If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
- 15I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.