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- 1If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
- 2If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- 3How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
- 4I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- 5Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
- 6There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- 7If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
- 8Hotel lobby, Bucharest: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
- 9If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.
- 10Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
- 11If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
- 12Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- 13An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
- 14They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.
- 15"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce