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  Bush Win Election, But More Lies Ahead

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  Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

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  Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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  If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

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  Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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  "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.

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  It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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  I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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  "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)

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  A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: SITE OF JUMPING UMBRELLA.

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  I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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  I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

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  When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

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  If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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