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- 1When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
- 2"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.
- 3Can you daydream at night?
- 4I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
- 5A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: SITE OF JUMPING UMBRELLA.
- 6Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
- 7A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
- 8On a South African building: MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.
- 9If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
- 10Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
- 11Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
- 12Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.
- 13People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- 14Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
- 15On the grounds of a private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.