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- 1"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain.
- 2Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
- 3If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
- 4If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- 5Can animals commit suicide?
- 6I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
- 7People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- 8Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
- 9Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
- 10Why do psychics ask your name?
- 11Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."
- 12Why can't donuts be square?
- 13On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
- 14What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
- 15Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?