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- 1I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- 2If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 3They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump.
- 4In 2002, a sign in front of a rock garden in the Forbidden City in Beijing warned tourists: PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB THE ROCKETRY.
- 5Notice at a Public Bar: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT'S CLOSED - Manager
- 6You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- 7I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He can stop anytime.
- 8In a South African maternity ward: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
- 9The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
- 10If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
- 11There are two rules to success in life: 1) Dont tell everything that you know.
- 12Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- 13Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
- 14God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 15“Work fascinates me” I can look at it for hours!