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- 1Dry cleaner's Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.
- 2Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
- 3Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- 4I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas just absolutely awesome!
- 5I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- 6"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.
- 7In an East African newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
- 8If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
- 9Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- 10Can crop circles be square?
- 11Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
- 12Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- 13They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.
- 14Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- 15You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.