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- 1If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
- 2This is a non-smoking gas pump.
- 3If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
- 4A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
- 5Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
- 6Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- 7If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 8Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
- 9Cat puns freak meowt. Seriously, I'm not kitten!
- 10In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
- 11Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- 12A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- 13Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
- 14Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
- 15The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.