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- 1A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
- 2What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
- 3Hotel lobby, Bucharest: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
- 4I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- 5How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
- 6I wear two pairs of pants while golfing, in case I get a hole in one.
- 7When two's company, three's the result!
- 8When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
- 9We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
- 10God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 11On a South African building: MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.
- 12There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- 13The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- 14On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
- 15Broken pencils are pointless.