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  What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

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• 2
  Is it time for your medication or mine?

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  A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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  Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand: PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

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  Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

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• 6
  Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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• 7
  Where ever you go, there you are.

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  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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• 9
  At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

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• 10
  "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.

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  Money is not everything. There's MasterCard and Visa.

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• 12
  Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?

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• 13
  Movie 'Nixon' mistranslated in Hong Kong: "The Big Liar."

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• 14
  I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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• 15
  Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

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