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- 1Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- 2Can a black person join the kkk?
- 3Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- 4The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
- 5Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.
- 6"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
- 7I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- 8Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
- 9An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
- 10Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
- 11How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
- 12What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
- 13If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
- 14I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
- 15Car rental brochure, Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.