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- 1Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.
- 2At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
- 3God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- 4How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- 5Translated from Japanese to English and included in the instructions for a soap bubble gun: WHILE SOLUTION IS NOT TOXIC IT WILL NOT MAKE CHILD EDIBLE.
- 6Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
- 7Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- 8An advertisement by a Hong kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS
- 9Can a black person join the kkk?
- 10Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
- 11Do they bury people with their braces on?
- 12Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- 13When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
- 14Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
- 15In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?