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- 1Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
- 2Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
- 3Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
- 4Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- 5Can crop circles be square?
- 6God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
- 7Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- 8Bush Win Election, But More Lies Ahead
- 9He who laughs last thinks slowest!
- 10Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
- 11I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
- 12Included with the package of complimentary wares in a Chinese hotel was a pair of workout shorts marked: UNCOMPLIMENTARY PANTS.
- 13I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
- 14Do they bury people with their braces on?
- 15"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde