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- 1I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
- 2In a cementery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
- 3I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
- 4I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
- 5When two's company, three's the result!
- 6Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
- 7What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
- 8I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
- 9If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
- 10If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
- 11Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
- 12Translated from Japanese to English and included in the instructions for a soap bubble gun: WHILE SOLUTION IS NOT TOXIC IT WILL NOT MAKE CHILD EDIBLE.
- 13When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
- 14I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- 15I am in shape. Round is a shape.