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- 1Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- 2Car rental brochure, Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.
- 3A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- 4If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
- 5How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- 6I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- 7Sign over the information booth in a Beijing railroad station: QUESTION AUTHORITY
- 8What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
- 9A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
- 10Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
- 11"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)
- 12Alzheimers Center Prepares for an Affair to Remember.
- 13Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- 14A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
- 15The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.