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- 1A laundry room in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- 2Do they bury people with their braces on?
- 3Hotel brochure, Italy: THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
- 4You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
- 5Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
- 6If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
- 7Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
- 8Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- 9Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
- 10He was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
- 11Movie Boogie Nights mistranslated in Hong Kong: "His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous."
- 12At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
- 13Warning! The Hot stove is very Hot!
- 14If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- 15Hard work never killed any body. But why take the risk?