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  • 11
    When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
  • 12
    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
  • 13
    I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
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    Insult -9 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 14
    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
  • 15
    Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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    Funny Question -8 years ago - Show Facebook Like