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- 1I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
- 2Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
- 3The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.
- 4Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
- 5Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- 6I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
- 7I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- 8How fast do hotcakes sell?
- 9Hard work never killed any body. But why take the risk?
- 10Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- 11Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
- 12Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
- 13I wear two pairs of pants while golfing, in case I get a hole in one.
- 14Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- 15I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect."