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- 1How far east can you go before you're heading west?
- 2What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
- 3Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
- 4How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
- 5Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- 6Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
- 7A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
- 8God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 9I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down
- 10I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- 11Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- 12I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
- 13If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
- 14Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
- 15In 2002, a sign in front of a rock garden in the Forbidden City in Beijing warned tourists: PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB THE ROCKETRY.