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- 1Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- 2People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- 3I am having an out of money experience.
- 4I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- 5How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
- 6Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- 7I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
- 8If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
- 9Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
- 10He who laughs last thinks slowest!
- 11At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
- 12I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- 13Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
- 14Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
- 15If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.