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- 1There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
- 2Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
- 3On the other hand... you have different fingers.
- 4Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
- 5If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- 6Hotel Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMERMAID.
- 7In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
- 8How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
- 9God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 10When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- 11I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
- 12You could park a bike on that bum.
- 13Hotel lobby, Bucharest: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
- 14Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
- 15I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.