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- 1If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
- 2This is a non-smoking gas pump.
- 3When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
- 4Why are dogs noses always wet?
- 5Warning! The Hot stove is very Hot!
- 6You can't have everything...where would you put it?
- 7Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
- 8People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- 9Money is not everything. There's MasterCard and Visa.
- 10A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: SITE OF JUMPING UMBRELLA.
- 11Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- 12I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
- 13"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)
- 14Translated from Japanese to English and included in the instructions for a soap bubble gun: WHILE SOLUTION IS NOT TOXIC IT WILL NOT MAKE CHILD EDIBLE.
- 15If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?