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- 1What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- 2I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
- 3In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
- 4Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
- 5My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.
- 6Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- 7Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
- 8Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- 9Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
- 10If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
- 11I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- 12Where ever you go, there you are.
- 13Hotel Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
- 14If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- 15If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.