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- 1Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
- 2I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
- 3Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
- 4Dry cleaner's Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.
- 5Do prison buses have emergency exits?
- 6When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
- 7If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
- 8You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
- 9Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
- 10"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce
- 11What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
- 12If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
- 13Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- 14Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
- 15I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.