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- 1If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 2God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 3Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- 4Why are dogs noses always wet?
- 5Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
- 6Do you yawn in your sleep?
- 7I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
- 8Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.
- 9Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
- 10Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.
- 11In an East African newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
- 12Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
- 13I wear two pairs of pants while golfing, in case I get a hole in one.
- 14All the toilets in New York‘s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- 15Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?