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- 1"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.
- 2Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
- 3Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
- 4On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
- 5I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- 6Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- 7Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
- 8If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.
- 9If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
- 10The translation of the Ethnic Minorities Park in Beijing for a long time was RACIST PARK.
- 11From the "Soviet Weekly": THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCUPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS.
- 12I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
- 13I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- 14Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- 15My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.