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- 1If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
- 2Money is not everything. There's MasterCard and Visa.
- 3Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
- 4If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
- 5I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- 6Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'.
- 7I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- 8If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
- 9Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
- 10Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
- 11We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
- 12If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
- 13Dry cleaner's Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.
- 14Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
- 15Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?