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- 1I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
- 2The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- 3e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
- 4How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
- 5If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
- 6A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
- 7Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
- 8How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
- 9I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- 10When two's company, three's the result!
- 11It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
- 12Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
- 13Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
- 14How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
- 15Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?