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- 1Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
- 2A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- 3If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
- 4Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
- 5In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
- 6Call me cursed or call me blessed. If you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best.
- 7If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- 8A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
- 9This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
- 10If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
- 11When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
- 12A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
- 13I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- 14The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- 15Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?