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- 1At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
- 2If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- 3If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 4How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
- 5An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
- 6We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
- 7Movie Boogie Nights mistranslated in Hong Kong: "His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous."
- 8I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- 9Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- 10I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
- 11Success is not about who you know, rather who knows you.
- 12Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.
- 13Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
- 14They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- 15From the "Soviet Weekly": THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCUPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS.