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- 1SL_T. All I need is U.
- 2On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
- 3Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
- 4Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- 5Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
- 6What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
- 7Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
- 8A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
- 9Movie The English Patient mistranslated in Hong Kong: "Don't Ask Me Who I Am."
- 10Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?
- 11I think therefore I am... I think.
- 12Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
- 13A balanced diet is a chocolate chip cookie in each hand.
- 14Broken pencils are pointless.
- 15If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?