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- 1When I think of books, I touch my shelf.
- 2The translation of the Ethnic Minorities Park in Beijing for a long time was RACIST PARK.
- 3Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
- 4Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
- 5If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- 6I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- 7Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
- 8If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- 9A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: SITE OF JUMPING UMBRELLA.
- 10Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
- 11Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- 12The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- 13A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
- 14I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- 15Included with the package of complimentary wares in a Chinese hotel was a pair of workout shorts marked: UNCOMPLIMENTARY PANTS.