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- 1Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
- 2Booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: COOLES AND HEATES; IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
- 3Alzheimers Center Prepares for an Affair to Remember.
- 4A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: SITE OF JUMPING UMBRELLA.
- 5Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
- 6Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- 7An advertisement by a Hong kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS
- 8If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
- 9Hotel elevator, Paris: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
- 10If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.
- 11Hotel in Japan: COOLS AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
- 12A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- 13Included with the package of complimentary wares in a Chinese hotel was a pair of workout shorts marked: UNCOMPLIMENTARY PANTS.
- 14Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- 15I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas just absolutely awesome!