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- 1If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- 2What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
- 3What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
- 4God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- 5Why do psychics ask your name?
- 6Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- 7Velcro - what a rip off!
- 8Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
- 9I am in shape. Round is a shape.
- 10Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- 11What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
- 12If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
- 13In a cementery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
- 14If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
- 15What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?