Rude Sentences

• 1
  SL_T. All I need is U.

  141

  13 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 2
  Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.

  59

  10 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 3
  I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'

  51

  12 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 4
  I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

  46

  14 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 5
  If you think seven years of bad luck is bad for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom!

  41

  10 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 6
  They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.

  34

  14 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 7
  Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.

  30

  13 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 8
  Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

  29

  14 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 9
  You could park a bike on that bum.

  9

  14 years ago - Show Facebook Like
• 10
  A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

  7

  14 years ago - Show Facebook Like