Famous Sentences

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  "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

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  "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx.

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  "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.

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  "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.

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  "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.

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  "What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.

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  "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce

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  "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde

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  "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)

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  "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain.

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  Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong

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