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Nonsense Sentences

  • 1
    I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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  • 2
    If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.
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  • 3
    Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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  • 4
    If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.
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  • 5
    Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
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  • 6
    e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
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  • 7
    I think therefore I am... I think.
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