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- 1Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?
- 2What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
- 3I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect."
- 4I wear two pairs of pants while golfing, in case I get a hole in one.
- 5The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- 6Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
- 7People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- 8I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
- 9I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas just absolutely awesome!
- 10I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Most Popular Sentences
- 1I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
- 2I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
- 3I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
- 4Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
- 5What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- 6Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.
- 7Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
- 8The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- 9You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
- 10You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.
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