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Rude Sentences

  • 1
    SL_T. All I need is U.
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    10 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 2
    Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
    56
    7 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 3
    I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
    48
    9 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 4
    I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    45
    11 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 5
    If you think seven years of bad luck is bad for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom!
    39
    7 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 6
    They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.
    32
    11 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 7
    Save a mouse. Eat a pussy.
    30
    10 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 8
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    28
    11 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 9
    You could park a bike on that bum.
    7
    11 years ago - Show Facebook Like
  • 10
    A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
    5
    11 years ago - Show Facebook Like