Funny Insults

• 1
  There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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• 2
  I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?

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• 3
  A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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• 4
  You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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• 5
  If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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• 6
  A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!

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• 7
  I just don't trust to anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

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• 8
  They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump.

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