Nonsense Sentences

• 1
  I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

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• 2
  If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.

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• 3
  Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

  18

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• 4
  If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.

  8

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• 5
  Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

  4

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• 6
  I think therefore I am... I think.

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• 7
  e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".

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