Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

I'm terrified of elevators. I'll take steps to avoid them.

I lost my job at the bank. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

They say laughter is the best medicine. That's why I laugh at sick people.